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Fiquem olhando para as bolinhas azuis no vestido da menina por 20 segundos, é muito engraçado!

(lembre-sedisso)
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Cantando “Rehab”:
Pessoas normais:
“They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said

Eu:
“Dei traid tu meique mi go tu REHAB, bati ai seidi

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(via forgetandfuckyou)
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Ai você percebe que a crina de um cavalo é mais bonita que seu cabelo:

(via feel-like-a-troll)
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Gale: yellow hovercraft in the air
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Katniss: gale please no
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Gale: now we are hunting side by side
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Katniss: stop
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Gale: as your bow crosses mine
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Gale: WHAT WE DO TO FEED OUR BROOOOOOOTHEEEEEEERS
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Gale: IS THE WAY WE HUNT I JUST CANT DENY
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Gale: BUT YOU PREFERRED ANOTHER GUY
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Peeta: what is he doing
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Katniss: oh no peeta dont start too
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Gale: WE FOUND LOVE IN A FORESTLESS PLACE
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Peeta: WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS CAVE
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Gale: WE FOUND SQUIRREL IN A FORESTLESS PLACE.
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Peeta: WE FOUND BREAD IN A TOASTLESS PLACE
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Katniss: i cant
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Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
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Teacher: Albus
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Albus: Here!
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Teacher: Doctor
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Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
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Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
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Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
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Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
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Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
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Primrose: Here
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Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
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Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
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Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
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Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
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Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
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Teacher: Rory
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Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
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Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
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Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
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