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{} Você diz que ama a chuva, mas você abre seu guarda-chuva quando chove. Você diz que ama o sol, mas você procura um ponto de sombra quando o sol brilha. Você diz que ama o vento, mas você fecha as janelas quando o vento sopra. É por isso que eu tenho medo. Você também diz que me ama.


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Fiquem olhando para as bolinhas azuis no vestido da menina por 20 segundos, é muito engraçado!

(lembre-sedisso


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Cantando “Rehab”:

Pessoas normais:

They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said


Eu:

Dei traid tu meique mi go tu REHAB, bati ai seidi


KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

(via forgetandfuckyou)


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Ai você percebe que a crina de um cavalo é mais bonita que seu cabelo:

(via feel-like-a-troll)


[NÉ!] [vdd] [lol] [funny]
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  • Gale: yellow hovercraft in the air
  • Katniss: gale please no
  • Gale: now we are hunting side by side
  • Katniss: stop
  • Gale: as your bow crosses mine
  • Gale: WHAT WE DO TO FEED OUR BROOOOOOOTHEEEEEEERS
  • Gale: IS THE WAY WE HUNT I JUST CANT DENY
  • Gale: BUT YOU PREFERRED ANOTHER GUY
  • Peeta: what is he doing
  • Katniss: oh no peeta dont start too
  • Gale: WE FOUND LOVE IN A FORESTLESS PLACE
  • Peeta: WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS CAVE
  • Gale: WE FOUND SQUIRREL IN A FORESTLESS PLACE.
  • Peeta: WE FOUND BREAD IN A TOASTLESS PLACE
  • Katniss: i cant

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  • Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say "here" when I call your name
  • Teacher: Albus
  • Albus: Here!
  • Teacher: Doctor
  • Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
  • Teacher: Uhm... okay? Hermione
  • Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all summer and-
  • Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
  • Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
  • Primrose: Here
  • Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
  • Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
  • Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
  • Brunette boy: Oh you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
  • Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
  • Teacher: Rory
  • Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
  • Teacher: ....oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
  • Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

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